Hi! I'm Sifty the Spider, and my challenge to you this week falls under the Shoe Swapping category.

This week we're going to get down and funky by putting ourself in the position of an "Educational Video" sound track composer from the 1970s.

All you need to do is create a 4 bar loop that can fit snugly behind the brilliant acting and plot lines that are currently happening on screen. We haven't seen any of the viewable content yet, but we have a pretty good idea of how the story is going to go.

Here's a few tips to help you out

Bow chika wow wow Gats are going to be a huge help here! If you can't synthesize them, get some samples and get wokka wokka-ing
As tempting as it is, try to get the music screaming porno rather than using any sort of human samples
If it helps, there are plenty of places online I am sure you can find inspiration
Check out Sampleswap if you need some funky drum loops or sexy bass lines
Good luck!